August 20

-Kept running into James Franco on north campus the year he bleached his hair. The same year I managed to lose 15 lbs (20 lbs?) living in the dorms. It wasn't a good look for either of us
-I remember misspelling words on purpose because I thought that'd maybe impress him? Makes me cringe in retrospect "thot" "tho" "thru"
-The music videos playing in lieu of the real ones at this karaoke bar almost qualify as softcore porn I feel
-It's not the "fuckboys" I'm worried about. None of their knives are sharp enough to cut that deep
-I totally called him dating that really beautiful 22 yr old pop star. I hope his music doesn't start to suck now
-Lots of middle aged mothers using the word "lit"