August 19, II

-Ever put on mascara to go to the Apple Store? Me neither
-I didn't mean for "my dad is a drummer" to come off like however that just came off
-Pretty sure the last time I had a burrito was 2005
-My travel sized sunscreen just exploded in my bag but I'm trying to remain calm
-I think they could have come up with a better name than "pluot"
-Ever cry inside of an Apple Store? Me neither
-"Opened"
-Maybe his long hair is a defense mechanism?
-Waited too long to order their wedding gift and now all that's left on their registry are things like "bamboo rice paddle" and "PurSteam fabric steamer"