August 16

-Beside myself after witnessing a man eating Duane Reade sushi inside of a Duane Reade
-Found out my high school crush is married w two kids
-FYI it costs $7 for .67 lbs of pineapple at dean & deluca
-I wonder if my ENT's receptionist takes bribes?
-Pretty sure "hold music" is designed to sabotage
-I think I look high in my new passport photo but maybe not
-8 years of cotillion and still I had to google which fork I'm supposed to use first
-No one cares but I just want you to know that I liked Sade before they were screening her face onto shirts and selling them at Urban Outfitters
-"Wetzel's pretzels" is a very big trigger