August 17

-My dermatologist told me to "keep an eye on it"
-Remember when Jessica Simpson went on a no sugar diet? I do
-2+ people at this party told me I don't "seem 30" so I guess I can go home now?
-No it was not the first time I had hooked up in a Prius but thanks for asking
-Maybe I'm being dramatic but 60 doesn't seem that old to me idk
-I don't try to "flirt" because usually it ends up in me asking things like "Does my hair look red in this lighting"
-I told him I had to pee but really I went to read something from Frank Ocean's tumblr
-Sometimes social anxiety can look like me talking about astrology until someone walks away
--Oh cool another Justin Bieber song I don't hate