August 14

-I stopped listening after he called himself a "foodie"
-Brave are the people eating alone at criff dog right now
-UCLA keeps calling me and asking me to "donate"
-That scene in She's All That w the hacky sack still really fucks w me "Never let it drop"
-How many zyrtecs do I need to take before I feel "Normal" again
-What's the main ingredient in my lip smackers? carcinogens?
-Am I the only person not wearing Vans in this bar right now?
-Charlie season one but also Charlie season five
-They could have called it anything and they chose "Flonase"?