August 13

-Why is this man selling Kylie lip kits outside of the L train right now
-Waited 30 min for my nails to dry then ruined them immediately digging for my keys
-Was Berger really that bad?
-This "protein cookie" tastes like tar
-According to my phone I have 1,830 selfies saved which is really really scary
-I don't recommend going into an Anthropologie w low blood sugar
-Why/how is this margarita $15?
-Adults taking photos on blow up swans/flamingos/donuts(?)
-Just rewatched the one where he breaks up w her via post-it so have to take back sentiment earlier re: Berger
-Steve was highly underrated imo
-There are worse things than never getting married
-I really do miss the old Kanye