August 11

-Ran into my ex boyfriend on the F train. Tried not to make it mean something it doesn't though
-This drummer looks like every hot guy I met on Birthright
-Not sure how I'm buzzed off half of this PBR but who should I text
-Zero desire to step foot inside the "oculus"
-I have several questions for adults who choose to "boomerang"
-He's a 9 (?) in the office but more like a 6.5 everywhere else
-If you told me violin-playing old man at the Bedford stop was 100 years old I'd believe you
-Attracted to my Blue Cross representative's phone voice
-What's the point of a "dog free" park