August 10

-"Woman crush Wednesday" post featuring photo in which she looks hot and her friend looks distorted
-Lots of donuts in this gym right now
-Grown men wearing Jerseys
-Not sure how to pronounce "Dua Lipa"
-Sometimes right before I fall asleep I think about how Britney never truly recovered from that breakup and likely never will
-Does my grey streak look blonde right now? Because someone just asked me if I got "highlights"
-His pinky ring should have been a red flag
-Likely gained like 20 pounds junior year because of peanut butter and "study abroad"
-Taking two aleve using just my own saliva was a mistake
-Jay Z is 47?