August 9
-Attracted to my yoga instructor. Most yoga instructors?
-Saw the Olsen twins smoking outside again. My outfit wasn't great unfortunately. I wish they'd stop though. My favorite uncle died of lung cancer
-I promise I liked this band before I realized their average fan is 15 and female
-Several "pretty" people mistaken for "talented"
-I keep meeting babies named "Liam"
-This is not news but the John and Kate plus 8 kids are really odd looking now
-Lots of boring hot people at this party
-Watched the Lizzie McGuire movie for the first time in at least 12 years and realized I'm still attracted to Gordo
-Also wondering if I look like Gordo
-Can't tell if I'm wearing this Supreme shirt or if it's wearing me