February 28

-I think I’ve spent 80% of my ‘adult’ life wondering whether or not I have a sinus infection
-I’m curious re what my brain looks like when someone asks me about my 401K like which ‘chambers’ are triggered etc
-Was Michael B Jordan always this hot or
-Four weddings before July how’s your year going?
-What’s more annoying than a Geico commercial
-I drunk ate a salad on a Tuesday before 845pm wondering if that makes me old or just pathetic
-Hayden Christensen in life as a house but mostly Kevin Kline in life as a house
-Sometimes I forget I live in nyc until a cockroach literally falls from the ceiling onto my friend’s head at our favorite bar and we just move spots/keep on w our night see you same time next week?