February 18

-Half of the weddings I’ve been to since 2012 have ended in divorce what about you
-Fell asleep on the couch with my coat on earbuds in no music playing clutching my keys lights on window open this is exactly why I don’t ‘day drink’ but anyway how was your day?
-Sometimes self sabotage can look like going to Trader Joe’s on any Saturday afternoon but also especially one that includes a mild yet notable snow storm
-Accidentally told him to go to web MD instead of urgent care, in the sense that a brick and mortar web MD existed can you imagine that type of hell?
-tfw you’ve eaten so many conversation hearts that you can identify the development of your brand new cavity
-how old is too old to still be doing my taxes with my father? 47? 52?