July 27

-I think the subway during rush hour is worse than the 405. Selective memory?
-I'm trying to stop prefacing things with "I think". Not doing great so far
-A girl on the 2 train hit my boob with her iPad on the way home tonight. That merits an "excuse me" right?
-I got a 780 on my SATs in math. I used to think that was important. I think about its irrelevance when I'm multiplying my total by a decimal on my iPhone to calculate the tip
-I'm never in the mood to "take a shot"
-She says I really do "look like a Stephanie". What are you supposed to say to that?
-My room fits two people uncomfortably
-Sometimes I buy things at the Gap. Am I becoming less judgmental?
-His Instagram is private now