November 27

-Was sad for days/weeks? after watching the Joan Didion documentary what about you
-Anyone who goes on and on about how much they love whiskey
-Remember when they cancelled our ten year high school reunion? Me neither
-I think my selfishness peaked the year I dated a twin to get closer to the other twin if anyone knows how long before that karma dissipates please lmk
-Remember Jared Leto's choker on my so called life?
-"Cyber Monday"
-The year I used "turnt" unironically still haunts me most days
-She's a model/chef/activist/"public figure"
-It's almost 2018 and I'm going to write you a check if that's okay