December 2

-Is the music loud in here or am I just 45% older than everyone at this show
-Lets count how many vacant store fronts there are on west broadway on bleeker on bedford on hudson until we run out of fingers toes limbs numbers
-Honestly literally if I'm being honest actually
-If you really want to be the life of the party I recommend trying your friend's wedding ring on just when things are starting to get fun maybe even document yourself doing so until enough people start to notice
-Really happy I didn't send any drunk happy thanksgiving texts to anyone anywhere but esp the people on my short list
-Sometimes catharsis can look like singing any Gavin DeGraw song but mostly probably something circa 2003 as loudly/for as long as it takes to feel good again