December 5

-Gwen stefani's Christmas album bums me out what about you
-I ate an entire pack of tic tacs in a meeting earlier I’m pretty sure they're not designed for that anyway how was your day
-I don't actually miss LA but sometimes it's fun to pretend
-That feeling when you finish a salad and it feels like nothing really happened
-If you're thinking of making a Duane Reade run on a full super? moon and or in your pajamas think again
-Justin Timberlake’s acting ignites an immediate fight or flight response in me same for you?
-Ever run into your one night stands over and over again? Me neither
-Getting wet over carrying the umbrella all day in anticipation