August 7, II

-Never not nervous walking into an opening ceremony alone
-My phone wants me to know that @champagnepapi just started a live video
-Noticing new "fine lines" in this bathroom right now
-I wonder how long I'll last watching this show with my phone in the other room
-Still remember being 11, seeing the Truman show and feeling a new type of sad for weeks afterward
-What's his name on Mr robot seems like he likely weighs less than me?
-Trying to think of what's worse than "But first coffee" tee shirts
-Felt almost palpable amounts of embarrassment for The All American Rejects on Thursday
-Never start it with "heyyy"