August 8

-I'm not tan it's rosacea but thank you
-Still no desire to be in Montauk this weekend. Any weekend?
-"Read" at 2:13pm
-Crazy that no one is getting up for this pregnant woman right now
-Haven't had the urge to reread old text messages since March so that's cool
-Never understood Karlie Kloss's appeal
-Wearing the "anarchy is key" shirt at work again
-Still sorta haunts me that Seinfeld was playing in the background the night we first hooked up
-"Seen" at 12:27am
-Half and half tastes a lot better in my coffeethan almond milk
-Why does Bella Hadid want us to know she ate pizza again