August 3

-Guy in front of me is on Tinder in this Trader Joe's right now
-Cried on the J train thinking about how my dog is technically approaching her 80s
-Don't need another person confirming I look like Lorde
-He said he liked Iceland before it was cool to like Iceland
-Walked two Avenues before realizing there was no music playing through my headphones
-"Big Sean" is only 5'8"
-There's a direct correlation between a bad date and the amount of times I bring up my scoliosis
-Where were my friends when I bought that edible