August 4

-The couple I saw simultaneously vaping down 16th street must really be in love
-Can't believe there was a time when I wore sneaker wedges unironically
-Realizing that getting dumped via text is like hearing every Sufjan Stevens song at once
-I think I just had a panic attack inside a "Michael's arts and crafts store"
-Perhaps the only thing worse than being at the post office is being at the post office hungover
-Immediately forgetting why I came every time I enter a Bed Bath & Beyond
-Can't believe these frozen vegetables are good until 2019
-Why was my receipt from CVS 3 feet long
-When people tell me to "take care" all I hear is "fuck you"