November 19
-If you're wondering why I'm baking cookies at 8am on a Sunday the answer is I don't know
-Be right back I'm going to ruin this date as fast as I can manage
-Then she was like "your aura reads 'overly detached from the world'" and I was like ??
-Maybe if I document my entire day
-Every Meyers soap scent but esp this one
-Awake at 2am 3am 4am 4:45am 5am 6am what about you?
-Started wearing my hair half up half down as a joke but now I'm realizing I sort of definitely look like Elaine tonight should I take a poll
-I just really miss my dog what about you
-I wasn't attracted to his smell if that makes sense can we blame Darwinism?