January 9

-Googling ‘can you die from a hangover’ it feels like the verdict is yes you can
-“time is money”
-The snow feels less ~romantic~ than it used to does this mean new york has made me ‘hard’? or was I already ‘hard’ also can we pick a different qualifier
-224+ notifications on a tinder I haven’t used since May what about you
-Can you sage your phone? Asking for myself
-constantly disclaiming the leopard print lining the inside of this jacket ‘it was a gift’
-‘I was in cotillion for 9 years” — me flirting
-‘no one joined your video call’
-Forever humbled by the sounds emitted by my radiator
-How am I going to explain Trump to my hypothetical grandchildren I should probably definitely start brainstorming now though