July 28

-Someone at work told me the guy she's seeing is "really old". He's 30
-I'm trying to stop saying "really" so much
-My barista calls me boo. It's comforting coming from her
-His Prius smelled like weed
-Someone at this party goes "you could pass for 26"
-I still cry at that one Tom Petty song
-All of my favorite black shirts have deodorant stains
-I hid another pregnant person from high school from my "feed" last night
-My dentist told me I'm not a candidate for Invisalign. I wonder if my retainers still fit
-He's not that hot without his beard